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Staying Cool: Fan Creates Breeze Between Bedsheets

June 22, 2012 / behind closed doors (people get kinkier than you could ever even imagine), different strokes for different folks, i like to curl up in the fetal position with all the blankets pulled tight around me so i sweat in my sleep -- i'm sick i know, iffy, questionable inventions, some like it hot and others -- others do not, staying cool, summer, sure why not, temperature, that's weird, under the covers

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Sounds like a great way for your penis to catch a cold if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure these have existed for awhile, but you know what? The first day of summer was just a couple days ago, so it seems appropriate. Also: these short-shorts I'm wearing. "No, those are indecent." Oh why -- just because my penis is peeking out the leg? You don't know fashion! This is the $100 Bed Fan from Brookstone (Hammacher Schlemmer's less spazzy, but still VERY spazzy little brother). It sucks air (plus dust bunnies!) from floor-level and blows it between your bedsheets. Admittedly, I kinda want one, but you know what I'm afraid of? That the cool breeze at night will give me a boner. "I don't see how that's a problem." Well it is one when you still share a bed with your brother.

Thanks to Dougie, who stays cool in the summer the old fashioned way: wading in the river naked. F*** yeah -- let's play Marco Polo!

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  • Peter_Pedro

    A.K.A fart blower. Problem is it will blow it to your face.

  • Im pretty sure I'll own this SOON nothing annoys me more then my GF wanting to cuddle when we go to bed and the heat comiing off her body makes me so uncomfortable hot i have to wait till shes fully asleep before i can move her away and cool down ( she likes to sleep with lots of covers..

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    you should dump her

  • They sell these kind of things at sleep apnea supply places to help with night sweats.

  • People who suffer from sleep apnea sweat at night because they experiment paralysis, and the sensation that there's someone in the room. I don't see how this could help with that :-/

  • Guest

    ah, this means no more blanket-less nights. It would nice if this was more of an attachment to a regular fan so it can be used everywhere else, and not just the bedroom.

  • Not suitable for cat owners, I reckon.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Finally....something to air out the night time stinky toots.

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