By a show of hands, how many people here think goatse whenever they hear 'Gotye'? Hmm, not as many as I imagined. Hopefully I just ruined that for a lot more of you. This is a parody of Gotye's 'Somebody That I Used To Know' called 'The Star Wars That I Used To Know' featuring some dude who looks like a Native American/Viking hybrid from the future singing lyrics about how ol' George "Dick For Brains" Lucas f***ed up the whole franchise. You might have also noticed that this makes two Star Wars posts in a row. I hate doing that, but you now what? I did it because today marks the 25th anniversary of me watching the original movie. I'm kidding, I did it because I fell asleep at my desk for two hours and just woke up and this was the first thing in my tip basket. Standards: mine are low.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Lizzy, who tried to tell me it's better to have known and now not know than to have never known at all. Lizzy? You and I both know that's bullshit and somebody should invent a time machine so we can just go back in time and never date those people.