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Scientists Plan To 'Hack' Stephen Hawking's Brain To See What's Happening In There (Live And On Stage!)


A group of scientists at Stanford claim they've created a device that will allow a glimpse into the workings of the human brain, and plan to demo the unit (stupidly named the iBrain because smart ≠ creative) on Stephen Hawking during a live presentation. Fingers crossed he doesn't roll off stage into the orchestra pit.

"This is very exciting for us because it allows us to have a window into the brain. We're building technology that will allow humanity to have access to the human brain for the first time... We'd like to find a way to bypass [Stephen's] body, pretty much hack his brain.".

Scientist: *adjusting helmet* Now Stephen, just relax and let your brain wander."
Brain Reading Computer: My God, that one lady-doctor has got a MASSIVE pair of Higgs bosons on her. Particle beam, accelerate!
Scientist: Mr Hawking!
Brain Reading Computer: She's mine! Stand in my way and I'll roll over your f***ing toes, nerd.

Thanks to Trav, who doesn't want his brain hacked because that's how the Secret Thief steals secrets.

There are Comments.
  • AdamCoates

    Looks like that guy is giving him a scratch behind the ear for being a good boy.

  • Azariel_z

    Computer will suffer Overload of "Rule 4 " ...

  • Finally, this is what science is meant for

  • lol they've probably taken the N and the O off his keyboard

  • Why is that woman in Star Fleet uniform?

  • His brain will counter-hack the computer. Skynet is born.

  • da1nonlysage

    The bots would only go after women though since that's what SH thinks about most. Hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife!!

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