Sail That Mother Into My Yard!: Pirate Ship Fire Pit
Yaaaar -- set sail for smores!
That...is a nice setup. To the right of the ship you can even see some swords for roasting hot dogs/marshmallows/squirrels. So yeah, this pirate ship fire pit: you want it, I want it, let's go steal it. Then we can alternate ownership on weekends -- I'll even let you have the first one! "You're gonna call the police on me, aren't you?" Already hid a dead body on your property to seal the deal.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who I refuse to go camping with anymore because he never puts up his tent until it's dark and too late and then wants to share mine. He's a creeper.