Holy shit, the Human Torch pumps his own gas.
This is a video of some spaz in Australia with zero regard for safety who decides to test his lighter while pumping gas. SPOILER: it works. Me? I know better than to play with fire at the gas station. I just want to huff all those delicious fumes, you know? Love the smell of gasoline. *ZRRRRT ZZZZZT ZZZZT ZZRRRT* That was me turning into a Transformer.
Hit the jump for the video, which may or may yes include somebody putting out the fire with the liquid from one of those windshield-cleaning buckets despite the fact there's an extinguisher at the pump.
Thanks to Terry, who once ran out of gas on a roadtrip so he peed in the tank and got like 40MPG.