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Ever wanted to see a picture of a bee trailing abdominal tissue after stinging a person's arm and losing its stinger? Me neither, yet here we are. Funny how the little twists and turns in life have brought us to this very moment, isn't it? Like that one country song goes, ♫ God blessed the broken road -- that led me straight to you ♫ I'm joking, he did not bless that road. It's been nothing but potholes, unsanitary gas station bathrooms, and serial killer hitchhikers. Fingers crossed it ends when I plummet off an unfinished bridge.
Thanks to Lauren, who doesn't purposefully let bees sting her because she's not a f***ing crazy person.