Live Long And Prosper (Together): Star Trek Wedding Ring

This is a Star Trek insignia engagement ring hand-crafted by Etsy selller VaLaJewellery and available for the low, low price of $500. It's so cheap because it's actually a white sapphire in the setting, not a diamond. It's perfect for the Trekkie girl in your life that you think is the one, but aren't DIAMOND-POSITIVE she is. That way if she leaves you for a Klingon you're only out $500 instead of a couple thousand. That's strip club money, holmes. "Remember: the best way to forgets, is tits," a wise old wizard once told me before disappearing into a 25-cent peep show. "That was a bum." Ha -- he did smoke a cigarette butt off the sidewalk.

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Thanks to cill, who proposed with a Ring Pop but she turned him down because she's diabetic and thought he was trying to kill her.

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