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I'm On A Spaceship!: Star Trek Themed Home Theater

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This is a Star Trek themed home theater setup (previous one HERE) created by Electronics System Consultants. It's one of those features that makes it really hard to sell your house if you ever wanted to move. But why would you? SPOILER: You wouldn't.

The theater represents one of the most distinctive, technically and structurally advanced private theaters in the United States. The client insisted upon a unique and specific set of criteria including extremely high volume levels within a tasteful and highly-detailed Star Trek-themed architecture. Other technical assemblies unique to residential environments include motorized sliding doors, intelligent concert-type lighting and related DMX512 controls, and commercial-level HVAC, all coexisting seamlessly and reliably for a typical homeowner.

F*** YES EXTREMELY HIGH VOLUME LEVELS. Crank those speakers up to 11 then blow your windows out and pretend you can't hear when the cops show up. Don't get me wrong, the setup does look like a great place to watch sci-fi movies, but what about when you just wanna kick back and watch a bromance with your homies? There's literally like, no good place to snuggle.

Hit the jump for several more shots of a realtor's worst nightmare.

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Thanks to Jody_90, who agrees a Bioshock Rapture themed home theater would be the tits. Aaaaaand I officially have a reason for living again.

There are Comments.
  • Louisa Hemstreet

    Watching your favorite movies inside that room is surely enjoyable, most especially when paired with yummy snacks and drinks! The futuristic feel won’t get you bored no matter what movie or concert is shown on the screen. And oh, speaking of which, may I see the main screen of this awesome room?

    http://www.andrusaudio.com/cre...

  • JimmyThr

    and they never watched a star trek movie in it, they only watched star wars

  • Why did they pick such a hideous carpet?

  • bcmugger

    That carpet is a special effective for the blacklights.

  • You read my mind —sans mind-meld ;)

  • Jadis

    O.M.G.!! LOVE IT!!! What are we watching and when does it start?

  • $18922249

    Not a huge Trek fan (don't dislike it either), but this is badass.

  • Rick_McRockock

    Fist!

  • R!!!!!!

  • $18922249

    And you sir will be receiving a down arrow.

  • Rick_McRockock

    For "Fist"?!?!... I was fist-pumping the Star Trek theater. If you jumped to conclusions and read it as "first" that's your problem lol

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    That or your mom. The confusion is understood seeing how both can accommodate 10+ people.

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