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Iffy Beer Mug Foams Your Beer With The Push Of A Button

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Beer: it's the best drink ever invented. Second place is chocolate milk. NO ARGUING. And now Japanese questionable products retailer Brando is selling this $23 'Professional Beer Foam Making Mug' that uses a spring-action to foam your beer with the push of a button. Why? NO IDEA. Well, no good idea anyways.

Some people hate beer foam and will gripe about how you're not pouring the beer into a glass at an angle and all that BS and some people love it because it's brings out the aromatic flavor of the brew. If you fall into the latter boat, this instant-foaming mug by Brando is the perfect gift for you.

Listen: if you're such a beer connoisseur that you want a nice, frothy head on your brew to appreciate it's aromatic flavor, I doubt you're drinking out of a PLASTIC F***ING MUG. But who am I to judge? I'm just a man who's willing to lick the table if he spills a shot. Just ask my girlfriend. "It's embarrassing." YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME FOR WHO I AM.

Hit the jump for a product demonstration video with more OOHs and AAHs than seemed necessary.

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There are Comments
  • I saw a man demonstrating these in a novelty shop (I'm living in Tokyo). They DO NOT work. You have to click the button a dozen times before you get any noticeable foam. But, if you want, I can send you one...

  • why the f%@k would you want that.

  • brando its got what plants crave its got electrolites.

  • Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy lager?

  • I thought people generally hated beer head.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    but generally enjoy head resulting from beer.

  • Thank god, I can sleep at night now...

  • Abbass Shoucair

    I dont get it.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Now you can pass off your crappy old stale beer to your friends without them being the wiser.....well....until they drink it.

  • Abbass Shoucair

    Ahhhhhh. That seems like a good idea. Thanks

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