This is a video of a guy dancing to Michael Jackson while making cotton candy. He...is a pro. I thought the guy who always makes my burritos at the local Taco Bell was good at what he does, but he never dances. This guy dances. It's mesmerizing. And if you think I'm joking, you obviously haven't watched the video. Feel free to skip around though, because he does go through some dramatic pauses. He just -- wow. I've never been more serious about pursuing a career in cotton candy IN MY LIFE. This was a real eye-opener.
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Thanks to Adrian, who I will be forever indebted to for showing me this video. It's a life-changer.