This is the Swing Table, a £4,995 (~$7,800) dining room table from Duffy London. Instead of regular chairs though it has swings attached to a frame above the table so you can jump out mid-dinner and land in the mashed potatoes. Everyone will laugh and laugh. Just kidding, your mom will ground you. Just kidding, your mom isn't the kind of woman to buy a swing table in the first place. She is a GOOD LADY. Personally, I'm not too sure how I feel about swinging while I eat because one time I ate a hotdog in a rocking chair and puked half my face off. Literally, now I have to wear one of those Phantom of the Opera masks. I said don't look at me!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots in case you can't decide if this is really the dining room table for you (it totally is though just buy it already).
Thanks to bb, who doesn't want any playground equipment at the dinner table despite me making a pretty good argument for a twisty-slide.