Get Off Of Me!: An Octopus Joyriding On A Dolphin

June 19, 2012


These are a couple shots captured by scientists studying dolphins as part of the Ionian Dolphin Project off the coast of Greece. They show an octopus that's attached itself to a dolphin's *STAY PROFESSIONAL, GW* genital slit, presumably to avoid being eaten by the mammal. Oooooooor because octopi are notorious perverts. *shivers* They stare and wave at me at the aquarium.

Photographer Joan Gonzalvo isn't sure what the octopus was up to, though he told New Scientist that perhaps the dolphin tried to eat the octopus and the animal lodged itself along the dolphin's genital slit to escape.

The dolphin may have been leaping from the water to detach its uninvited guest, Gonzalvo, the project manager of the Ionian Dolphin Project, wrote on the organization's blog. After shaking the octopus loose, the dolphin continued to swim with no signs of discomfort, he added.

Listen: if you ever get something stuck to your genitals you do NOT flail around hoping it comes off. That's just gonna make people think you're some kind of weird flasher. You've gotta rub yourself on something. I suggest a coral reef or the barnacled hull of a boat. "And if you're human?" That was for humans.

Hit the jump for one more shot.


Thanks to bradley and Gammatron, who don't let any marine life hitch a ride on their junk because that's how mutant babies happen. *whispering* Okay they're both cool with mermaids.

  • Guest

    Octopuses = dolphin condom.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Dolphin rape. We have to stop it

    I will create a non-profit today and everyone can start sending in the donations.

  • GigiAUT

    Maybe the Dolphin is the real pervert here...Into some interspecies s**t, cos that's what gets her off. I quote Wikipedia:

    "Dolphins are known to have sex for reasons other than reproduction, sometimes also engaging in homosexual behavior. Various species sometimes engage in sexual behavior including copulation with other dolphin species. Sexual encounters may be violent, with male dolphins sometimes showing aggressive behavior towards both females and other males. Occasionally, dolphins behave sexually towards other animals, including humans."

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    So intelligence and being a bit of a perve seem to go hand in hand... perfect excuse!!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    well there you go. dolphins are slutwhoreskanks.

    .....hmmmm....I wonder if my wife is related to a dolphin?

  • How do you know the dolphin's not enjoying it?

  • I've seen enough Hentai...

  • Dudemeister21


  • Mostafa Alattar

    Tentacle porn?

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post