Frozen Pizza Run!: TMNT Car Spotted At Sam's Club

Note: High-res version HERE because this car deserves it.

This is a shot taken by Redditor kvnmahan at a Nashville Sam's Club of what is arguably the coolest car I'll see all weekend. Possibly life. Apparently it's owned by a local rapper named Lex Top Dollar. My rap name? GW Last Dime. I don't really have a lot of street cred right now, but all that's gonna change when I get my new ride. "Impala?" Please. "Escalade?" Get real. "Lowrider?" Even better -- scooter. Gas, homey -- none of that cray-cray electric shit.

Thanks to DanQ, who agrees it should have pizza hubcabs.

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