RETROACTIVE WARNING: Man-crotch in your face.
This is the ThingThong from designer Douglas Hamilton, a flip-flop with a super-elastic strap that can be worn as an emergency swimsuit in case a shark eats your other one. Plus it has a thong back for maximum tanning! My God how I love the feeling of a thong between my clenched, cottage cheese buttcheeks. Now I'm not sure what you're supposed to do if you were born with a peenor so crooked the flip-flop would never cover the whole thing, but my guess is JOIN THE F***ING CLUB. Ol' boomerang boner over here has to pee facing sideways.
Hit the jump for two shots of the flip-flop not being worn and an ender of a dude's buttcheeks.
Thansks to whoever sent me this yesterday whose tip I couldn't find again because the subject line obviously didn't contain the words "flip-flop, sandal or dong-cover'. Hey, I tried searching.