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Daaaaaaaaw, The Diablo 3 Cuddling Gamer Couple

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This is a picture of a loving couple cuddling and playing Diablo 3 simultaneously. I like how the girl gets the desktop and dude gets a crappy laptop on an ironing board. That's a great metaphor for relationships. Man, sometimes my girlfriend even makes me sit at the kid's table for dinner even though it's just the two of us. But if I've been good she will give me a placemat and some crayons, so there's that. No dessert if I draw penises though :(

Thanks to dibble, who asked what happens if you get a boner. Like, me personally, or the guy in the picture? Because if the guy in the picture gets one he wins the game. If I get one everyone points and laughs like they did that time in fourth grade oh God why I am bringing this up.

There are Comments.
  • Opheliakc

    A hour? Hour? R.I.P HIS LEGS

  • Daesai Sereiphiel

    This isn't a picture of loving. This is a picture of two idiot teens ignoring each other for video games, but pretending to cuddle at the same time. Aka teens that don't know how to actually love each other.

    I would not under any circumstances be ignoring my wife for a pointless video game if she was sitting on my lap like that. Romance > video games. Period.

  • Alexander

    Well, it might be her room, but are we going to ignore the lotion and tissues in the back? O.o

  • Daesai Sereiphiel

    A clear sign that their relationship is weak at best and, judging by the picture, they don't know what real love is. Poor kids are completely delusional.

  • Guest

    Definitely my favorite way of cuddling, I don't play PC games but my bf loves it so I just sit on his lap, I could sit there for hours just listening to him talk nerdy ❤

  • Guest

    Definitely my favorite way of cuddling, I don't play PC games but my bf loves it so I just sit on his lap, i could sit there for hours just listening to him talk nerdy while he plays ❤

  • Annie Meh

    gross imo.

  • Daesai Sereiphiel

    It is gross. How about they try to real cuddles. This picture is completely fake/poser cuddling.

  • Hah. Joke's on them - they are still in Act 1.

  • fedmstr

    He must be seriously whipped. He is sitting backwards in a folding chair

  • Pedantic Douchebag

    Here you go, guys:
    http://www.coda.org

  • Matthew Mars

    That's adorable :))

  • Guest

    Aww, that's super sweet. Ironing boards make great computer desk since they have that fresh mountain scent.

  • JJtoob

    I'd have a non-stop raging boner the whole time (and not because of Diablo). Yes. I'm single.

  • Visualecho

    I think that is sweet as hell, cheers mate in the photo for snagging a good one. Desktops FTW!
    I wish I had something like that

  • Dani

    I bet $0.69 that cuddling is not the only thing they did in that position while playing.
    * if you know what I mean *

  • Rayn_A

    Tantric Diablo III sex? YESPLEASE!

  • Daesai Sereiphiel

    You obviously don't know how to have good sex if you think sex + video games = good. Poor kiddo.

  • Rayn_A

    Oh sweetie...if you are posting a response to a comment I made 2 years ago I think it's you who needs to have some good sex.

  • SHOUTING

    This is the worst thing I have ever seen, and not even because of Diablo 3.

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