This are the Hairy Panties from
Tarty Farts Nutty Tarts. They have a big ol' bush printed on the crotch. Actually, it's not THAT big -- I've seen bigger, but I also lived through the 70's. "No, you didn't." Fine, but I've seen some, how can I put this delicately -- HARDCORE ORGY P0RN0S from the era. The drawls cost a staggering $36, which, at least by Old Navy boxer standards, is $31 too much. Besides, if you want a bush, GROW a bush. But if you want a baby, plant a seed. See where I'm going with this? I think it's time you knock your girlfriend up.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots of what's up with the bald cooter trend anyways?
Thanks to bb, who doesn't wear novelty underwear because it's embarrassing for a lover to see. Hey, not for me it's not -- I'm just happy to be there.