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When The Dream House Crumbles: Barbie And Ken IRL

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This is a pictorial featuring Barbie's unfulfilling marriage to Ken because, SPOILER: he's gay. *crickets chirping* Okay, I guess everybody already knew that. I just though he was like, REALLY metrosexual. The series was created by photographer Dina Goldstein using models Photoshopped to look like toys and a giant dollhouse. "Isn't a giant dollhouse just a house?" The rooms were actually built in an art gallery anyway, but you do have a point. Unfortunately, you don't have a wallet anymore because I picked your pocket while you were looking at the pictures. "Nope, my wallet's right here." Then who's wallet is this? "Well, it has your ID in it." I thought I felt somebody touch my butt!

Hit the jump for the whole series.

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Thanks to bb, who agrees Barbie should have been tipped off earlier when Ken told her his favorite color was sequins.

There are Comments.
  • It was ll superb. I really never imaging the barbie dolls in such position. It was really mind-blasting. I am not even keep my eyes away from it even for second.

  • Kenneth Zink

    no one commented that Ken was wearing Barbie's shoe's at the kitchen table? That's a bit of a cheap wrong-headed stereo type inferring he's gay that way. Although I'm sure he's happier with G I Joe, but I sure don't think that G I Joe finds those shoes erotic, after all he's attracted to men, not women... I"M JUST SAYIN

  • Those are neat.

  • That GI Joe does not look happy in either dream

  • Doesn't the other guy in the second last shot look a LOT like Tom Cruise?

  • Panzimar

    For a second there I thought I was on the Superficial and Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were *still* staging paparazzi shoots.
    The last pic with the ginormous eye looking through the window in the mirror is a great touch.

  • Good eyes there.

  • Kassian Tyler

    short hair barbie looks like a punk rocker

  • lucci

    or PINK!

  • Kassian Tyler

    NO.

  • Wow I love this photoshoot! The models are fantastic as well!

  • zeldasbff

    the last one makes me sad... she loves him so much :(

  • i find the one of barbie on the toilet strangely erotic

  • lucci

    ditto.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I was about to post the same exact thing.

  • Ann Eleganté Neely

    Oh yeah, because pissing and shitting are so sexy.

  • cocoa

    TONS OF F*CKING SEQUINS

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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