Another Day, Another Eye Of Sauron Birthday Cake

This is an Eye of Sauron birthday cake. It's the second Eye of Sauron birthday cake I've posted. Is it better than the first one? It's all personal opinion. The other one was more sculpted, this one was straight-up painted. Regar, I like how they captured the glimmer in his eye. It's almost like he just winked at me. "Hey big boy -- I'm a 50,000-year old virgin" I imagine him saying.

Thanks to PYY, who went to the birthday party and was pissed she didn't get a pupil slice.

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