A Wild Reckless Driver Appears!: Toyota Pokemon Cars

June 18, 2012


This is a series of Pokemon character cars created by Toyota and Japanese toy maker Takara Tomy as some kind of weird-ass cross promotion. And speaking of cross promotions: hot sauce and extra-absorbent toilet paper. It just makes sense.

Japanese toy maker Takara Tomy is running a campaign this summer with Toyota dealers to give away Pokémon mini toy cars as part of a promotion with the new Pocket Monsters feature film.

Recently, real versions of the cars were on display.

Ah yes, the old "Have parents bring their kids to the dealership for a free toy then force them to buy a minivan" tactic. That's classic Car Sales 101 right there. Also, not zipping your pants so the buyer feels sorry for you. Honey, the poor bastard's wearing novelty Christmas boxers in June, the least we can do is buy a motorcycle.

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  • francis beth

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  • Jadis

    they're too cute. I don't play or watch Pokemon, but they're soo cute I would drive one. LOL

  • Guest

    *throws pokeball*

  • i wonder how they look like after a carcrash.

  • They faint.

  • They faint.

  • GirlFromSpace

    I think they're kinda cute. ^_^

  • Matty Spinny

    what does pedo bear drive you ask? why a scion'chu. its the only way o pick up those 12yr old cos players. lmao

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    you will need something bigger than a scion. you can only gather 2 or 3 per trip in a scion. pedo bear will need to scoop up at least 10 at a time to make the trip worth it. all that candy and ether ain't cheap.

  • Wow, the things that happen in Japan. They almost make the US look normal!

  • No mudkip?

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