I Didn't Like That Arm Anyways: Gator Wrestling Fail

Seen here about to find out the hard way he's not an alligator wisperer, some idiot in North Carolina prepares to get his arm bitten by an alligator on the side of a road. "The most exciting thing to happen all year" the local headlines read.
Hit the jump for a news report including the arm-biting footage.
Thanks to Bean, who wrestles alligators the way nature intended: with a Mexican lucha libre mask on. EL CROCODIABLO!
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