Stop Burning All My Shirts, Bro!: An Iron Man Iron

This is a conceptual Iron Man iron from an artist who's name may or may not be *squinting* Mái? I don't know. I got the tip several times with jokes included like, "It's an Iron, Man!" and "Iron Man -- iron!" and one time with the joke, "Shouldn't it be, Iron Woman, iron!" That person was being sexist. Now I'm not going to come out and name the person who said it, so just know it's the last one to appear in the shoutouts.
Thanks to Evil Ares, shannon and Brian (the sexist one), who agree irons are dangerous and CAN set your drapes on fire if left plugged in and left on the drapes you were ironing.
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