This is a 3:21 video of a Slinky on a treadmill set to epic battle music that sounds straight out of Braveheart or 300. Fun fact: I haven't seen either one of those. "You're such a loser." No, I am A CHILD and those are both rated R. I thought this video was a great metaphor for life because, no matter how hard you try to get ahead, you always end up going nowhere and looking ridiculous in the process. Aaaaaaaand there's probably some @$$hole filming it all. Truthin'!
Hit the jump and watch all 3:20 to earn a prize. UPDATE: Out of prizes.
Thanks to Beau, who was never allowed to have a Slinky growing up because his parents were afraid he'd put them on his arms and pretend to be a robot. SAME!