This is a rarely seen Deepstaria enigmatica jellyfish spotted some 5,000-feet below the ocean's surface by an unmanned sub inspecting a deep-sea drill off the coast of the UK. You've just gotta watch it to appreciate how freaky it is. It looks kinda like...there's a leak in that pipeline somewhere that's mutating sealife.
Hit the jump for the video. Bonus closeup of its reproductive organs at 5:09. Kidding, I don't know WTF those were (besides nasty).
Thanks to Johnny Freakin Call, who wants to know what it tastes like on a little bed of rice. F*** yeah! I'll eat a whole ball of wasabi for $1.
An underwater rover operated by Shell oil company caught some video of a rare Magnapinna (attractive metal penis) squid a mile and half down. And the squishy bastard has elbowed tentacles! WTF! And also, nigiri. Mmmm.
Two more pictures (one old) after the jump, horrible on... / Continue →
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RETROACTIVE WARNING: Giant mystery eyeball. Also, potential Slimer tattoo.
A man in Florida stumbled across this giant mysterious eyeball while metal-detecting for buried pirate treasure or whatever, and now scientists are hard at work trying to determine where it came from.... / Continue →