This is a rarely seen Deepstaria enigmatica jellyfish spotted some 5,000-feet below the ocean's surface by an unmanned sub inspecting a deep-sea drill off the coast of the UK. You've just gotta watch it to appreciate how freaky it is. It looks kinda like...there's a leak in that pipeline somewhere that's mutating sealife.
Hit the jump for the video. Bonus closeup of its reproductive organs at 5:09. Kidding, I don't know WTF those were (besides nasty).
Thanks to Johnny Freakin Call, who wants to know what it tastes like on a little bed of rice. F*** yeah! I'll eat a whole ball of wasabi for $1.