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Pissing Hits: Guitar Urinal Lets You Play Music With Pee

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Make it a duet?

This is the Guitar Pee, a custom urinal commissioned by Billboard Music Brasil and installed in their office that allows a user to play a jam with their urine stream by hitting the different strings with varying pressure. Then, when you're done, you can download your very own M-Pee-3 (their words, not mine -- although mine would have been the same). Will your solo make the top downloads on iTunes?! F*** NO -- what are you, delusional? I've heard monkeys play better guitar and I've never heard a monkey play guitar. Regardless, I would love to try it out -- with a little, how should I put it -- extra added flair. You're gonna wail on your penis like it's a whammy bar and soak the bathroom floor, aren't you? Haha! WELCOME TO MY BRAIN.

Hit the jump for a worthwhile video demo including one guy who I was convinced was gonna try to play the thing from like 15-feet away. It's not a free-throw, bro!

Thanks to cocoa, who's pissed(!) they didn't make one for ladies and has taken it upon herself to modify a harp to fit between a toilet seat and the bowl. And to Matt C., who is like the Jimi Hendrix of guitar urinals.

There are Comments.
  • Guest

    This has been an interesting decade so far with very innovative ideas to urinals that grant many fun times in the bathroom. Hopefully there will be some innovative fun ideas for gal's restrooms as well. :D

  • Luciano Paciornick

    So any pissant can be a musician now? That pisses me off!

  • Yeah, that's all well and good, but I bet the end music is piss poor.

  • Free Bird!

  • Kassian Tyler

    Being a musician has never been so piss easy before.

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