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Opening Beers With Things Not Made For Opening Beers

May 29, 2012 / beer, chug it! chug it! chug it!, cracking open a cold one, i couldn't tell you how many beers i drank this weekend but i assure you it was in the tens of thousands, love me some beer, that looks like fun, the best ones are the ones that break the bottle's neck off -- i love glass shards in my brewski!, using things for their unintended purpose, video, wtf did i just watch

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This is a video compilation from beer lovers Chris Sumers and Adam Young opening a bunch of beer bottles with things not made for opening beer bottles. Things like skateboards, belly buttons, power tools, animal hooves -- you name it. "Penises?" No penises. You catch me when I'm drunk enough though and I'll show you that one myself. Also, I'm not saying a lot of the ways they came up with in the video were overkill, but I AM saying I know for a fact Miller High Life bottles are twist-off.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to knivesforeyes, who may or may yes have gone with the lowest bidder for vision insurance coverage.

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There are Comments
  • Phoebe

    All I could think was... The advantages of hillbilly ingenuity!

  • Guest

    This was a fun video.

    Another great part of this is that I didn't see the "Do not try this at home" section.

  • Derek St. Gelais

    no door jam or counter top? Those are my daily use items if the right tool is out of sight. Now I want a beer.

  • NegrasGrande

    WASTED FAR TOO MUCH BEER! WTF?

  • airkeeper

    It also doesn't count if you break the bottle.

  • Homemade bong at 1:20? Discuss.

  • Chris Roberts

    That's definitely one if I've ever seen it

  • cabbo

    This is unimpressive. Try opening a bottle with a buddah statue that has no straight edges. Took a long time.

    Also, someone else's teeth.

    And don't waste half/all of the beer while you're doing it.

  • I think that the pizza slice wasn´t that fresh...

  • BeastmanAIDS

    I once tried to open a twist off with my ball bag. I don't recommend it.

  • Ickolith

    Thanks for the tip, I was just thinking about doing that.

  • BMan56

    Cool. Some really inventive stuff in there. But I don't think twist-offs should count...

  • FINALLY, a GOOD use for an IPod...

  • I love the dirt bike one because you can tell that they did that fucker last from the drunk off our asses yelling and laughing.

  • Ed

    Using another beer as a bottle opener . . . Brilliant!

  • Joseph Vilain

    what, no chainsaw?

  • ODwanKenObi

    best vid of the day.

  • $18922249

    I would not have tried the nailgun one, to be perfectly honest.

  • that giant beer cap was a bottle opener at 1:09.

  • BMan56

    :12 is a bottle opener on a dog collar. That is VERY convenient...

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