This is a video of an old man opening a beer bottle with a chainsaw. I swear I've seen a video of this trick before, but whatever, this guy revs his chainsaw way more earning him +5 showmanship. You know what else chainsaws are great at opening? Legs. Haha, there's a bone in there!
Hit the jump for the Mother Nature unfriendliest way to open a beer you'll see all day.
Thanks to brandon and Terry, who open beers the REAL outdoorsy way: yelling at a bear to do it for them.