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Of Course: An Actual Shark With Laser Attached To Fin

May 2, 2012 in i have a laser attached to my head but you don't see me making the news do you? (well not anything but the local news anyway -- my house burned down!), it was only a matter of time, lasers, meh call me when you do it to a great white and then we'll talk, of course you did, pew pew pew, sealife, sharks, sure why not, underwater laserography, what took so long?, whatever

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To celebrate getting a certain amount of Facebook fans in a certain amount of time, Wicked Lasers promised laser fanatics they'd attach a laser to a shark. And this is it. A lemon shark with a 50mW green laser attached to its dorsal fin. When reached for comment, King Neptune had this to say: "F*** this, I want legs."

Hit the jump for one more shot where you can see the clip mount.

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Thanks to Wyatt, Ishouldbeworking, greg and Slowmow, who all of which felt obligated to include Austin Powers quotes in their tips and made me sad.

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There are Comments
  • TBozzly

    Is it me or is that shark fucking smiling at us?

  • Jadis

    why did they do this???

  • Robin Manford

    Wicked Lasers: Selling dangerous products and ripping people off has never been made to look so cool.

  • Tyler Davis

    I suppose if it escapes and sets off into the wild, it'll be the top reef predator, by blinding it's prey and then attacking. 

  • McfeelySmackup

    Way to blow it Wickedlasers.  It's supposed to be sharks with lasers ON THEIR HEADS.

  • I hope this shark takes one of their arms off and then gives them retina damage with the laser the strapped to his back.

  • Nicholas Patrick Luzzi

    Hmm...  probably better off with some ill-tempered sea bass.

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