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Mommy, Where Do LEGO Babies Come From?

May 17, 2012 / babies, babies kinda freak me out because they're so fragile and all i've only held one once and i was really nervous, crying and shitting everywhere, daaaaaaw, mommy where do babies come from?, plastic, safety first, that is too many children, that is waaaaaaaaay too many mouths to feed, they're so teensy!, wrap it up!

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Seen here moments before child services were called, two LEGO parents grossly neglect 22 of their 24 bundles of joy crying hysteria. And now custom LEGO printer Citizen Brick is selling the orphaned minifigs for a scant $1 apiece. But seriously, somebody should have told that guy to put a plastic cap on his nubbin. Wrap it up, bro -- your wife is FERTILE. Kidding, I have no clue where LEGO babies come from. But I suspect a dragon from one of the medieval castle sets brings them if you pray really hard and put enough little gold pieces of eight from one of the pirate sets under your pillow at night. "They had sex, GW." WHAT? Toys don't have sex! None of mine do anyways. Okay, except for the Ninja Turtles. And, if I get drunk enough, MAYBE the Jurassic Park playset. "Is that why you've been walking like a penguin all day?" I think a t-rex might've chased the Jeep into my keister!

Hit the jump for an assortment of some of the other custom-printed LEGO pieces Citizen Brick sells, including some zombie parts, some kinky shit, and a dude with a bong.

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Thanks to cocoa, who tried to explain to me where babies come from and why it's important she take her little pill everyday so the stork doesn't come.

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There are Comments

  • lol there playing a game called shake it till you brake it shes wining by the look of there expressions. 

  • Yay. Hot gimp action.

  • Look at the expression on the dad's face with the babylego in his lego hands. That is how I feel with human babies...and I'm a woman.

  • With one of those Lego Movie Maker software things, using all of these characters would make one interesting movie. :D

  • The LEGO stork brought them, of course.

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