What, no 'Salt from the tears of GW crying during a chick flick?'
This is a series of salts made from human tears by purveyor to the monsters Hoxton Street Monster Supplies in the UK. The site is set up to make you think they're actually made from human tears, but SPOILER: they're not. First of all, there's no reason why (derder!) salt made from the tears of somebody laughing would be a different shape and color than those made from somebody sad. Secondly, the number one ingredient for the bars of 'Impacted Earwax' they sell is fudge. Still, don't let that stop you from sending your friends to the site with an "LOL -- can you believe this?!" Works great on moms and grandmas too!
Thanks to Chuey The Midget and Viscouse, who agree if you're really gonna go through the trouble of harvesting human tears you better be making some f***ing potions.