Instant Evil Villain Status: Secret Submarine Base For Sale
So Norway has announced that it's selling off Olavsvern Naval Base, a
state of the art submarine base on the northern coast of the country for $17.5-million. That means if we each save up $1,750, then it'll only take 10,000 of us to buy the thing. I'm not sure how many it sleeps, but who cares, I'm gonna gas you all as soon as we get there and then it'll all be mine anyway. MWAHAHAHAHA! Are there sharks in Norway?
The property has approximately 13,500 square meters of buildings above ground, about 2500 square meters quay and a real mountain resort of about 25,000 square consisting of among other things:
- Dry dock for submarine / boat
- Fuel Systems
- Warehouse / repos
- Tunnel System
- Emergency power system
"Among other things?" What the hell kind of other thing are included? I want a FULL LIST. Because if they're "rat infestations" or "ghosts" the deal is OFF. Just kidding, I'll still take it but not for a cent over $61.29. "Your current account balance?" F***ing overdraft fees, man.
Hit the jump for several more shots of the property, including the interior.
Thanks to Fredrik A. F., who promised to go halvsies with me. Um, Fredrik? I'm not even sure I could come up with my share if we went ten-thousandies.