The ancient Egyptians: they were smart. So smart they were the first race to be able to communicate with aliens and had them come build the pyramids. The mummification thing? That was a little weird. But the smartest people you know are often the most eccentric. *twirls Dali mustache, puffs from dragon-bone pipe* Enter Summm's pet mummification process (although they also do humans), a $6,000-$128,000 procedure (depending on the size of your pet) that ensures a long afterlife for your beloved friend. Oooooor a bunch of creeped out house guests.
"Is that...a mummy dog?"
"Yep, the mummified remains of my dog are in there -- only cost me $40,000."
"I...think I left something in the car."
"You're leaving aren't you?"
"And never coming back, yes."
Thanks to Gary, who heard all dogs go to heaven, so why waste the money? Cats? Cats are on their own.
This is a picture of someone who's been vacuum-packed. Sounds freaky deaky, I know. And that's because it is freaky deaky. Apparently people like the way it feels. See? Those frozen chicken cutlets don't have it so bad after all! There's a video of a human vacuum-packing ... / Continue →
This is a series of ten Disney princess themed rings designed and sold by Gemvara. Each one represents a different Disney princess (obviously this is Ariel's here) and has a related quote engraved inside the band. They'll set you back between $1,000 - $5,000 depending on the ... / Continue →
Remember that Totoro skin-tight fetish suit? Well it turns out there's a ton more where that came from. The company Milanoo sells a bunch of different characters (and even more straight up weird ones) and I just spent fifteen minutes looking through them all and each page see... / Continue →