This is Thor, a 16-year old single malt scotch whiskey from distillery Highland Park (best known for getting me really drunk that one time). It costs $245 and has nothing to do with The Avengers. Fun fact: Did you know the origin of 'Thursday' comes from the Old English 'Þūnresdæg' and Middle English 'Thuresday' (literally, "Thor's day"). That's true -- I didn't make that up. So yeah, remember that if you're ever on Jeopardy. Then yell, "What is 'BRING BACK THE STACHE', ALEX?!" I'll take 'Throw away your f***ing beard trimmer' for $200.
Thanks to Terry, who I taught to drink Blanton's and collect all the lil horsies that come on top with the letters on them.
This is the Flask Tie, a necktie with a removable hidden flask pouch inside. It's made by the same company that brought us the Pillow Tie, and comes in a variety of slanty striped color combos for $25. The hidden pouch holds half a pint (8oz) of your favorite beverage and is ... / Continue →
This is the $240 Whisky Advent Calendar. Behind each of the 24 doors is a little 1-ounce bottle of different whisky. Personally, I think it's the perfect way to count down the days till Jesus's birthday. After all, if the good lord didn't want us boozing, why did he turn all... / Continue →
I have no clue if this is actually the first underwater bar. I could probably do a Google search to find out, but you can't even believe anything you read on the internet anymore so it would just be a waste of time. To cover my dimply ass I'll just say this: Subsix is ALLEGED... / Continue →