Getting Hammered: Thor Single Malt Scotch Whiskey

This is Thor, a 16-year old single malt scotch whiskey from distillery Highland Park (best known for getting me really drunk that one time). It costs $245 and has nothing to do with The Avengers. Fun fact: Did you know the origin of 'Thursday' comes from the Old English 'Þūnresdæg' and Middle English 'Thuresday' (literally, "Thor's day"). That's true -- I didn't make that up. So yeah, remember that if you're ever on Jeopardy. Then yell, "What is 'BRING BACK THE STACHE', ALEX?!" I'll take 'Throw away your f***ing beard trimmer' for $200.
Thanks to Terry, who I taught to drink Blanton's and collect all the lil horsies that come on top with the letters on them.
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