Now I Want A Robe: Dr. Who Call Box/TARDIS Bath Robe

May 24, 2012


This is a $70 Dr. Who TARDIS themed bath robe that's shipping in July. Can't wait that long? Make one yourself. Too expensive? Make one yourself. Want a sandwich? Make me one too (and cut the crust off). Want to get into some freaky-deaky role playing with your lover? Tell them to open the call box and step inside. Get it? Because you'll be naked in there (if you did it right. If you did it wrong you'll probably be wearing corduroys and a sweater vest). Unfortunately, unlike a real TARDIS, your Sonic Screwdriver (read: dong) isn't gonna appear any bigger on the inside. It'll still be the same ol' floppy sadness as always, and your ladyfriend will realize she doesn't really want to play the The Doctor that bad after all. And where does that leave you? "Sad and alone?" Exaaaaaactly. Now come over and play Jurassic Park with me!

Thanks to becca, who's convinced me to give robes a second chance. Fine, but if this one catches fire like the last one...

  • frelling_cute

    Everyone wears them on the Tardis.
    Should have Bad Wolf on the back.

  • Drew Rochon

    This takes "Bigger on the inside" to a whole new level.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Just another case of too many licensed products that look like the TARDIS.

    The BBC merchandising department needs to diversify a bit more... they would make a killing on Rose Tyler and Amy Pond Realdolls... just sayin'.

  • That looks so stupid. I love it. And I could make jokes about having a dimensionally transcendental box.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Only good if it's in the way that it "takes you to another place" and not in the "it's bigger on the inside" way... it's always just a little disappointing when it's only the latter.

  • It's capable of travel through time and (relative dimension in) space.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I think I'm in love... ;)

  • disqus_w7JDpypMSA

    lame. cant you do any better than a sandwich and a crap dressing gown in one day?

  • $18922249

    I think you meant to say, "Hey, thanks for putting all of this time and effort into your site for all of this free entertainment. 10,000 posts... wow, that is commitment. Thanks GW!"

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