R2-D2: he wants to die so hard right now.
Well folks, it's that time of the year again: the 2012 Star Wars Weekends dance-off routines debuted Friday at the Disney parks, and let me tell you: plenty of sadness/rage to be had. A brief rundown of what to expect from the videos after the jump (WARNING: I chewed up a couch cushion like a bad dog trying to watch them):
Momma Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J
Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm / Michael Jackson
The Way I Are by Timbaland featuring Keri Hilson
Glad You Came - The Wanted
Till The World Ends - Britney Spears
Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5
International Love - Pitbull
Rolling in the Deep - Adele
This is What Rock and Roll Looks Like - Porcelain Black
Tonight - Enrique Iglesias
Starships - Nicki Minaj
Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
We Are Young - FUN
Good Feeling - Flo Rida
Battle Without Honor or Humanity - Tomoyasu Hotei
That's right -- because one LMFLOL song just wasn't enough they had to include TWO. "Such a great album," I imagine the park executives said at the song-selection meeting before bursting into laughter and lighting their cigars with $1,000 bills.
Hit the jump for some individual songs, followed by the full 20-minute performance. Normally I'd say stick it to the man for 20-minutes and watch the entire thing at work, but, I dunno, maybe if you're feeling masochistic.
Thanks to Ricky, who I'm pretty sure works for Disney and is hopefully one of those "any coverage is good coverage" kind of people. UPDATE: Does not work for Disney so I can stop feeling bad now.