Newlyweds Alex and Laura Cressman used a Dragon Runner bomb-disposal robot as ringbearer in their wedding. Mechanical engineer Laura actually designed the arm for the robot while working for Qinetiq, and rumor has it that at the reception Johnny 5 and the thing snuck out and had sex in the woods. Oh man, you know what kind of robots I want at my wedding? ALL DEAD ONES. Instead of throwing rice when we leave the chapel I want to be showered in nuts and bolts. Then I want to leave on a white horse. ONE THAT CAN FLY. What are those called again? "Unicorns?" Come the f*** on -- unicorns aren't real! A pegasus.
Hit the jump for two more shots, including one of the robot trying to tear the best man's nuts off.
Thanks to Brittany, who wants a turtle to carry the rings down the aisle. LONGEST WEDDING EVER.
Because what better reason to get married than getting to sport some sweet-ass jewelry, here's a pair of Legend of Zelda themed wedding bands created by Zsolt Székely for redditor oneyeartrip. I'm not really sure what else to say except do they come in dinosaur sizes? I need ... / Continue →
The Autowed is an automated marriage vending machine that binds you and your (way more) significant other together forever with black magic a creepy robotic voice and two plastic rings. The best part is it only costs $1, so there's no excuse why your cheap ass can't afford an ... / Continue →
These are pictures from some couple's wedding. Whose? Katie and Aaron's. What's so special about Katie and Aaron? Their wedding ceremony (link NSFW) was officiated entirely by iPad. Why? I dunno, maybe they don't care if it lasts or not. NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
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