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Beep Booty Bop: Girl's Handpainted R2-D2 Shorts

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This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit so I can talk to fish and stop getting made fun of whenever I go swimming with the dolphins. You wanna know what they said to me last time? 'Who let the whale in here?' I'm trying to find somebody with a helicopter who'll help me airlift a great white into their tank.

Hit the jump for a shot of the ASStromech. See what I did there? Yes, EMBARRASSED MYSELF.

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Thanks to Terrance, who made his own C-3PO shirt and doesn't get why nobody wants to talk to him. SPOILER: No pants.

There are Comments.
  • jman

    just need to put those shorts on someone WITH a "Booty"

  • Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

  • Doug Carter

    Nothing bad about that droids motivator unit ;)

  • Wouldn't mind seeing her "hologram".

  • um...hot and also I want those shorts.

  • Guest

    It looks like a sanitary pad commercial.

  • Shaun9lives

    That most definitely is the droid I'm looking for.

  • $15762351

    Got a lot of carbon scoring here. Looks like these shorts have seen a lot of action.

  • Izy Betancourt

    I wanna hack that R2 unit
     

  • $18922249

    As my mentor once told me, "It needs to look handmade, not homemade." 

  • Brent Leasure

    which one is the lightsaber compartment?

  • John Goodson

    Oh you know where it is. We all know. Use the force, Luke.

  • girls like starwars? pfft.. that's a myth

  • I love Star Wars and last I checked I'm a girl.

  • My wife will be surprised to know she's a myth. . .even funnier, *I* don't like Star Wars.

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