This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit so I can talk to fish and stop getting made fun of whenever I go swimming with the dolphins. You wanna know what they said to me last time? 'Who let the whale in here?' I'm trying to find somebody with a helicopter who'll help me airlift a great white into their tank.
Hit the jump for a shot of the ASStromech. See what I did there? Yes, EMBARRASSED MYSELF.
Thanks to Terrance, who made his own C-3PO shirt and doesn't get why nobody wants to talk to him. SPOILER: No pants.
Always wanted to look like a dildo from the future? Well you're in luck thanks to this soon-to-be-released $70 R2-D2 "full-face" hoodie from wholesaler Mad Engine (and sold at a retailer near you). Not the droid you're looking for? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE DO IT NOW DON'T BE A S... / Continue →
Seen here being modeled by a VERY feminine looking dude, this $70 hoodie from Hot Topic (who else?) makes you look like everybody's favorite wookie. "Nope, my favorite's Tyvokka." Ugh, of COURSE he is, you're special. Thankfully, the hoodies are an online exclusive, so you c... / Continue →
Note: This is not the graphic you're looking for, I had to cut it. Click HERE to see the entire thing in full-res.
This is the story of Star Wars: A New Hope told in little icons as created by digital designer Wayne Dorrington. I tried "reading" it, but came up with a story ... / Continue →