Because I'm Ugly: New Face-Covering Star Wars Hoodies
Always wanted to look like a dildo from the future? Well you're in luck thanks to this soon-to-be-released $70 R2-D2 "full-face" hoodie from wholesaler Mad Engine (and sold at a retailer near you). Not the droid you're looking for? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE DO IT NOW DON'T BE A SISSY. No worries bro, they're also dropping Storm Trooper, Darth Vader, Boba Fett and Chewbacca designs. They all zip up over your face and have mesh you can see out of, making them perfect for robbing liquor stores. Plus yearbook photos! Did I ever tell in my senior picture I had my eyes closed? It was embarrassing. You know what all my friends nicknamed me? Friends, LOL. :(
Hit the jump for the other designs, including a faceless Chewie for some reason.
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Ryan Larrivee
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