Because I'm Ugly: New Face-Covering Star Wars Hoodies
Always wanted to look like a dildo from the future? Well you're in luck thanks to this soon-to-be-released $70 R2-D2 "full-face" hoodie from wholesaler Mad Engine (and sold at a retailer near you). Not the droid you're looking for? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE DO IT NOW DON'T BE A SISSY. No worries bro, they're also dropping Storm Trooper, Darth Vader, Boba Fett and Chewbacca designs. They all zip up over your face and have mesh you can see out of, making them perfect for robbing liquor stores. Plus yearbook photos! Did I ever tell in my senior picture I had my eyes closed? It was embarrassing. You know what all my friends nicknamed me? Friends, LOL. :(
Hit the jump for the other designs, including a faceless Chewie for some reason.
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This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit... / Continue →
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Seen here being modeled by a VERY feminine looking dude, this $70 hoodie from Hot Topic (who else?) makes you look like everybody's favorite wookie. "Nope, my favorite's Tyvokka." Ugh, of COURSE he is, you're special. Thankfully, the hoodies are an online exclusive, so you c... / Continue →
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It's a space station. As you may or may not know, the t-shirt was invented in 1722 by a Mr. Nathanial T. Shirk to keep your nipples from falling off. One misnomer at the London patent office later and the rest, my friends, is history. A history I just made up. Which let's b... / Continue →
