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Bad Ideas: Boyfriend Visits Dentist Ex Days After Breaking Up With Her For Another Woman, She Pulls All His Teeth

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Picture related: worst f***ing nightmare.

45-year-old Marek Olszewski went to visit his dentist ex for a procedure just a couple days after breaking up with her FOR ANOTHER WOMAN and, in a move that proves hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she put him under and yanked EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS TEETH. Afterward, his new girlfriend broke up with him, because, well, she didn't want to have to chew his food for him. But I love playing baby bird!

The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: 'I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.


'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'

Mr Olszewski said: 'I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.

Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail.

Dude, that was pretty dumb of you. Maybe you should have considered ball reduction surgery first so you'd stop living your life with such COMPLETE AND UTTER FEARLESSNESS. Come the f*** on, man -- visiting your dentist ex a couple days after breaking up with her for another woman? What are you, Polish?

Thanks to roo, Brandon and Katie, who serve revenge cold because you're less likely to be implicated that way. SMART. *sending old enemy a box of cat turds*

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  • Eva Karea

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  • That sounds even scary to read! I cannot imagine what this guy would be going through right now. Regretting for his mistake!

  • Aesthetic dental perform is regarded new area in the dental professional community, and I was quite anxious about having any visual perform done. I was harassed as a kid about my unmanageable the pearly whites.

  • DeadlyLampshade

    Oh and...

    "He pulled my heart strings, I pulled his teeth out."

  • DeadlyLampshade

    I'd give the girl a year for each tooth she pulled out.

  • You would think she would serve longer than 3 years.

  • 3 years? She deserves more like 20.

  • Who ever wrote this article is fucking amazing.  I was right there with you! Every word man!

  • Ickolith

    Polish huh? That explains it.

    Polish dentists are scary motherfuckers.

  • Just goes to show you females aren't capable of separating their emotions from anything else in life.  Sad really.

  • Shaun9lives

    Yeah, 'cause men NEVER do anything stupid after a break up, like shooting their whole family in a Cracker Barrel or anything.

  • That is a stupid, sexist thing to say.

  •  Not stupid nor sexist. Women are biologically designed to make decisions based more on feelings than logic. Stop pretending men and women are identical in every sense, it's silly really. Men have their flaws too. Imagine saying it's sexist to say that a man has a higher sex drive than a woman. Well guess what? For most cases it's true.

  • Your theory that men use logic and women use feelings can't be based on any reliable study because logic and emotion are not interchangeable, logic is always based on emotion and is necessary on at least some small level to do anything. Logic can be flawed but it's always there. Every thought you have is based on emotion and emotions are just the brains way of representing overwelming amounts of information, it's why you feel like something's right or wrong before you decide. Love, hate, all that crap is presumably more extreme because they allowed our ancestors to survive and pass on their genes,  and are just vague words to describe very complex and dynamic experiences.

    Summay: Stupid and sexist, yes, but men and women have evolved with more of the traits that allowed them to survive and procreate, respectively, making us different in ways similar to our own sex. This can only be applied to a group and not an individual, so it is sexism.

  • Precisely: 'most cases'. Men and women aren't identical but all women are not identical either. The original comment is making it sound that all women are incapable of separating their emotions from anything, that all women are the same. If I claimed that all men only thought with their dicks I would be making a stupid, sexist remark. Therefore I stand by my earlier comment.

  • Shaun9lives

    "a man has a higher sex drive than a woman."  Really?  That has not been my experience at all.  Maybe you're not doing something right.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    Yeah, It's the guys fault for thinking he could trust a woman to be professional in a work environment. Not in ANY WAY her fault for flawlessly fulfilling every "crazy woman angry at an ex" stereotype in one go. You people still think a female president is a good idea?

  • Shaun9lives

    Nobody saying it was his fault, just that he was incredibly stupid.  

  • I'm sure men have taken out peoples teeth more often for less.

  • Three years!?  How about one a tooth?

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