Picture related: worst f***ing nightmare.
45-year-old Marek Olszewski went to visit his dentist ex for a procedure just a couple days after breaking up with her FOR ANOTHER WOMAN and, in a move that proves hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she put him under and yanked EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS TEETH. Afterward, his new girlfriend broke up with him, because, well, she didn't want to have to chew his food for him. But I love playing baby bird!
The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: 'I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.
'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'
Mr Olszewski said: 'I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.
Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail.
Dude, that was pretty dumb of you. Maybe you should have considered ball reduction surgery first so you'd stop living your life with such COMPLETE AND UTTER FEARLESSNESS. Come the f*** on, man -- visiting your dentist ex a couple days after breaking up with her for another woman? What are you, Polish?
Thanks to roo, Brandon and Katie, who serve revenge cold because you're less likely to be implicated that way. SMART. *sending old enemy a box of cat turds*