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+20 Lure: Highly Questionable Meat Armor

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Is that...a tail?

I guess it's armor in the sense that, yes, there's a layer of something between you and the outside world, it just so happens that layer smells and tastes delicious to any m eat-eating animal. So basically it's bait armor -- half protection, half attraction. Like donning all-black ninja gear to infiltrate an enemy's castle, then setting yourself on fire a mile from the gate.

Thanks to Tam, who has money riding on whatever wild Pokemon appears to fight this guy. Any of them -- including Snorlax mid-nap.

There are Comments.
  • Can't tell if walking kebab or lady gaga's fashion adviser.

  • I can't be sure, but I think this is Chinese contemporary Artist Zhang Huan, based on a performance piece he did back in 2002. It involved running around New York in similar getup, releasing doves while Buddhist nuns sang. That sounds completely insane, but I swear it makes more since when you actually see it. Description here, but it makes even less sense than what I just typed [http://www.zhanghuan.com/ShowW...]

  • $18922249

    Take THAT other species!

  • Exophrine

    IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!

  • I'll take mine rare please.

  • Does it come in different flavors?

  • That guy has got a tail.

  • $18922249

    Doesn't everyone?

  • dudes have em in the front.

  • Nanananananana

    + status affliction: Mad cow disease

  • Guest

    Getting Muscular: You're doing it wrong.

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