You're About To Not Be Watching Anything But The Inside Of My Tummy!: An Eye Of Sauron Cake
Stop staring at my gut!
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who went to Taco Bell yesterday and had a Crunch Wrap Supreme, a bean burrito, three volcano tacos and one of those Dorito shell tacos but STILL picked up a 2-lb lobster and cooked it when he got home. He disgusts me.