Why So Serious?: Man With Bat Symbol Mustache
Damn bro, you trying to kill me with a stare or what? Just kidding, I'm not scared because 1. Batman doesn't kill and 2. it's more than a little hard to take you seriously with that thing on you face. No word what Robin thinks of it, but Alfred had this to say: "Thank God his parents aren't around to see that ridiculous dickbroom."
Thanks to Sandy and Rebekah, who claims she saw an old lady on the bus last week with like a full lumberjack beard. *PUKING HARD*