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Urine Luck: Game-Changing Urinal Splash Guard

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Based on the stains on the floor I'm gonna guess this was a recent install.

There's nothing worse than excusing yourself to the bathroom only to come back with the front of your legs sprinkled with urine. Actually, that's not true -- trailing toilet paper out the back of your pants is worse, which is why you should never leave the house without going #2. So yeah, this is a urinal splash guard that prevents your lower legs from getting hosed with rogue urine. Your upper legs? They're still on their own. If they get sprayed I suggest splattering some water from the sink on the front of your pants and pretending you're a spazzy hand-washer. *eyeballing pants* WHICH I AM.

Thanks to Kenny, who tried to tell me that the guard is actually to prevent piss on the floor and not your legs. Pfft, who cares about the floor?! He also tried to tell me the black spot at the top was a headrest.

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  • phillip reyes

    This is another one of those innovative idea's that I think are gonna get overlooked like the urinal target.  I just hope that the sens0r doesn't forget to flush itself and fill up to a small pool of a collection of about hundred drunk dudes piss.

  • Isaac King

    Uhh, last time I checked, the urinals that didn't go all of the way to the floor did this already...

  • 8-bit ZOMBIE

    Wow. What a worthy addition to this site. 

    Piss guards on urinals. So geeky. So news worthy. So awesome.

    People say this site is going downhill but I beg to differ! Keep up the good work Geekologie. 

  • So what are midgets supposed to do?! ...I don't care. I love this idea!

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