Twisted Dagger Designed Specifically For Killing People
This is the Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger Fixed Blade Knife, an "art" dagger designed specifically FOR KILLING ANOTHER PERSON. "I thought all daggers were designed for killing your enemies." You might have a point. A sharp one -- COMING RIGHT AT YOU! *stab stab* "That's a cocktail umbrella." I know, I was just proving that I could have stabbed you if I wanted, unfortunately you're not worth the prison time. Nobody's gettin' all up in my ass just because you're a jerk!
Thanks to Grange, who may or may not be a grape/orange hybrid.