Star Wars Footage Edited To Make Yoda Speak Normally

This is a video of various Star Wars movies that have been cut to make Yoda speak like a normal damn person and not in that weird jumble-talk that somebody in his youth obviously told him makes him sound smarter. So yeah, what Yoda would sound like speaking normally -- now we know. Next up: what he looks like naked.

Hit the jump for the video.

This Is How Yoda Would Sound if He Spoke Words In the Correct Order [gizmodo]

Thanks to Bruce, who speaks in backwards pig-Latin but everybody just thinks he's a crazy person. And he might be.

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