This is a video of various Star Wars movies that have been cut to make Yoda speak like a normal damn person and not in that weird jumble-talk that somebody in his youth obviously told him makes him sound smarter. So yeah, what Yoda would sound like speaking normally -- now we know. Next up: what he looks like naked.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Bruce, who speaks in backwards pig-Latin but everybody just thinks he's a crazy person. And he might be.