SCRAMBLED: 'Eggless' Chicken Born In Sri Lanka
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the Shell station. Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Who cares, I had a cup of coffee and a breakfast bar instead. A hen in Sri Lanka recently gave birth to a live chicken after apparently incubating the egg inside of her for 21 days. Man, could you imagine if women were only pregnant for 21 days? Earth would be FULL. Unfortunately, the chick's mother succumbed to internal injuries sustained as a result of the freaky birth, but, according to locals, was still delicious.
Thanks to DeVotchka Thrash, over easy (that's how I like mine too!) and Ann, who're convinced humans don't lay eggs anymore because we've gotten so fat we'd crack them.
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