Girl, has anybody told you you've got the starry-est eyes they've ever seen? Well they were making fun of you.
Remember Kimberley? She's the girl who got 56 stars tattooed on her face, realized it was a bad idea, then tried to sue the artist by claiming she only asked for three but fell asleep during the procedure and he just kept adding them. Well here she is three years later. Has she learned from her mistakes? Learn, LOLOL.
Last summer she was preparing to shell out £9,000 [~$14,000] for laser surgery and said she hoped to have the design removed by the end of September.
But, almost three years after the 21-year-old decided to go under the needle, the constellation shows little sign of fading.
Miss Vlaeminck said she avoided going out in public because the tattoos made her feel like a 'freak'.
Though laser treatment has been shown to be a effective way of removing ink, even the most advanced technology would leave white marks across her face.
I dunno, I say just own your mistake. Maybe get into some live action role-playing and be like a sorceress or something. Then get a crescent moon tattooed around your other eyeball -- that would look pretty awesome. "GW!" Shhhhhhhh -- I think she might actually go for it.
Thanks to Thumperchick, who agrees when you decide to get stars tattooed on your face, you should probably
start with one GO BIG OR GO HOME. What are you, a fraidy cat?!