Over The Shoulder Boulder (+ iPhone) Holder: Purse Bra
Boob-dialing: up 2,000% since 2012.
This is the Joeybra, a bra with an elastic pocket on the side that's large enough to hold your phone, cash, and credit cards. How you're supposed to access them is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with taking your shirt off in public.
Women: What a stupid idea.
Men: Invention of the year!
Geekologie Writer: I need one with a B cup for the left breast and an A on the right.
Hit the jump for a couple videos, neither of which involved nipples and can be skipped.
Thanks to Jamie and Olaf the Nude, one of which has to keep his credit cards clenched between his buttcheeks.