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NO CLONES: Conceptual Star Wars Condom Wrappers

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This is a series of conceptual Star Wars condom wrappers from Milan designer Benedetto Papi, who has a bitchin' Italian name (and presumably an equally bitchin' moped). Each package comes with a character's face and phrase on it, which were all okay except for Yoda's (Do or do not. There is no try) and Darth Vader's (May The Force Be With You) which both sound entirely inappropriate printed on a condom wrapper. I blame George Lucas.

Hit the jump for four more of the please, wrap it up.

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Benedetto's Behance Portfolio
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There are Comments
  • McGarnagle

    It's funny because the people these would be marketed to have no use for them.

  • Azariel_z

    and what's with that awful hipster keyboard??

  • artilleryboy

    Id buy these just because of the novelty of them. I wouldn't expect to use them

  • ATTENTION MAKERS OF THIS PRODUCT: Darth NEVER says "May the force be with you."
    INSTEAD you should put "COME TO THE DARK SIDE".
    #howdidyounotseethis

    AND I'M GIVING IT TO YOU FOR FREE!!!!

    -enjoy

  • Vin Moretti

    "You DO want to have sex with me"

  • "May the force be in you."

  • Well, George Lucas would license almost anything.

  • uma sapa

    The stormtrooper one is funny.
    I would buy the Darth Vader one to give me courage

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