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Lamborghini Debuts New SUV At Bejing Motor Show

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The guy on the far left: he's filming the scantily-clad car models.

You know what the problem with Lamborghinis is? Not enough room to haul stuff. Enter the conceptual Lamborghini Urus, a 200-MPH SUV from the Italian manufacturer who's cars used to give me boners in the early 90's. And still might. As a guy who drives a 2001 Explorer Sport that's about to rattle itself to pieces, I've got to admit -- I like SUV's. I like being able to haul stuff, you know? Plus I do a lot of camping. "You've never been camping in your life." Well, maybe not traditional style camping. "You live in your car, don't you?" I...am installing window treatments this weekend.

Hit the jump for several more shots, including some interior ones, and a video of the car's ridiculous unveiling (read: there's a massive tumbling routine involved).

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Thanks to frank, Starboard and Christian, who are all holding out for Lamborghini monster trucks.

There are Comments.
  • Joey Manalang

    I bet no one commenting in here can afford it anyway so why complain? LOL

  • Finally! Something to go with my Hugo Boss fanny pack. 

  • Jade

    They formed crash test dummies into seats?

  • dd Whee

    and now, durmstrang!

  • AtMostSphere

    Did someone spell Beijing wrong.

  • thatcando

    whooaa.. hideous! 

  • dontcare_hotmail_com

    PPS -- I should mention, I don't think I'd pay more than 15k for this. And actually -- with 15k -- I'd probably go for a Hyundai Elantra, because it has more style than this. Even if the interior is nice seats...

  • dontcare_hotmail_com

    I agree. This car looks like a piece of crap.

    Lambourghini - up until now -- in my mind has been synonomous with 'cool'. If I had $250k right now, I'd probably get the "cool" lambourghinis.

    This SUV looks like a piece of crap.

  • I dig the seats, though I suspect that they look cooler than they are comfortable.

  • It looks like the swan song for this company, and its despair to keep an increasing share of a shrinking market.

    What's next, a concept bicycle?

  • Don't give a shit what you guys say, I think this is tight.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    Just when I thought I couldn't have less respect for this manufacturer.

  • chris

    but the rest of the car, like the 2015 mustang, looks like something an emo kid would drive.

  • chris

    Please! Someone mod those seats to hold speakers!!

  • That is one ugly car. Who ever came up with that deserves a quick, sharp kick in the crotch.

  • Looks like shit...

  • $18922249

    It kind of looks like donkey dick.

  • I will take your word on it, Donkey Dick Extraordinaire.

  • $18922249

    Donkey dick and I go waaaaaayyyy back, if you know what I mean ::nneeeEEEAAhh?!?! NEEEAAHHH!!?!?!::. 

    Seriously though, this vehicle looks like the organ that male donkeys use to make the sexy.

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