It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Sriracha Flavored Lollipops

April 26, 2012


Sriracha: it's hot and it makes your mouth feel good. "Better than firecrackers?" WAY better than firecrackers. Plus it goes great on anything, including (and I really hope you try this), a lover's genitals. Anyway, lollipop maker Lollyphile is back with some new flavors including Sriracha, Habenaro Tequila and for you Hitchhiker's Guide fans out there: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Speaking of -- one time I was at the sink getting ready for bed when my girlfriend walked by and snuck a finger between my buttcheeks and I gargle blasted Listerine all over the bathroom mirror. True story.

  • Ambient Starz


  • Emmitt Morgans

    They should call them 'Hot Cock' pops.... "Suck on a Hot Cock"

    If the makers of this confection see this and like it, you can use that name free of charge.  You're welcome!

  • Guest

    This is perfect for spicy food fans or those who love to pull a good prank.

  • Cheeto Libre

    Yeah, but does it burn your asshole on the way out?

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