Sriracha: it's hot and it makes your mouth feel good. "Better than firecrackers?" WAY better than firecrackers. Plus it goes great on anything, including (and I really hope you try this), a lover's genitals. Anyway, lollipop maker Lollyphile is back with some new flavors including Sriracha, Habenaro Tequila and for you Hitchhiker's Guide fans out there: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Speaking of -- one time I was at the sink getting ready for bed when my girlfriend walked by and snuck a finger between my buttcheeks and I gargle blasted Listerine all over the bathroom mirror. True story.